Oooh… look what we've got! And I promise I haven't messed with this photo, nor is it one of those trick photos that alters perspective! This really is the size of the radishes we're picking at the moment and I promise you they're very, very tasty indeed.
Luckily quite a few neighbours have confessed to liking a quick munch of radishes - is that another collective noun, a munch of radishes, do you think? - because we still have rather a lot, having rushed to grow all our seeds at the end of the summer.
I'll just withdraw a respectful distance while you quietly salivate, shall I?